{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?","punchline":"A tuba toothpaste.","id":259}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What is the most used language in programming?","punchline":"Profanity.","id":381}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
{"type":"programming","setup":"How do you comfort a designer?","punchline":"You give them some space... between the elements.","id":439}