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The Norfolk Hotel is a 4-star hotel in the seaside resort of Brighton, part of the English city of Brighton and Hove. Designed in 1865 by architect Horatio Nelson Goulty, it replaced an earlier building called the Norfolk Inn and is one of several large Victorian hotels along the seafront. The French Renaissance Revival-style building, recalling E.M. Barry's major London hotels, is \"tall, to make a show\": the development of the passenger lift a few years earlier allowed larger hotels to be built. It is a Grade II listed building.
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Lake Maumee was a proglacial lake and an ancestor of present-day Lake Erie. I